FADE IN ON:
COMPUTER SCREEN
So close it has no boundaries.
A PHONE begins to RING.
SCREEN
Wow! 101 days of blogging! I can’t believe I’ve made it this far after everything I’ve been through. If you’ve been following me on this journey then you’ll know how tough it’s been.
The PHONE continues to ring, relentlessly annoying, until –
MAN (V.O.)
Hello?
WOMAN (V.O.)
One huge penis dude, he’s back.
MAN (V.O.)
Fuck, I don’t have time for this shit, how did he get back online?
WOMAN (V.O.)
I don’t know, it’s the first time he’s got through since-
MAN (V.O.)
Read it.
WOMAN (V.O.)
Do I have to? He writes the same shit every single day! I think he just uses copy and paste. We’ve done the world a huge favour blocking-
MAN (V.O.)
Do your job, goddamit! Read it to me. You know the prophecy!
The entire screen fills with words, faster and faster, clearly not copy and pasted.
SCREEN
101 days is a lot of days by anyone’s standards except maybe by the standards of someone sentenced to life in prison in which case 101 days is a drop in the ocean of a wasted life. Sometimes I think the oneaday challenge is a self imposed year-long prison sentence in itself, but then I realise it’s not really and that the real prison sentence is the one I’m serving at the moment for a crime I didn’t commit. I was framed by some mysterious forces at work. All I know is that there was a man and a woman.
WOMAN (V.O.)
Fuck, he’s on to us. He knows I’m a woman.
MAN (V.O.)
Shut it down! Shut it down now!
We begin MOVING TOWARD the screen.
SCREEN
I still can’t go into details,
MAN (V.O.)
Thank fuck for that.
We begin MOVING AWAY from the screen.
SCREEN
suffice to say that I’m doing everything I can to bring the people responsible to justice. The fact that I’m in prison at the moment and all I’ve got to go on is that there was a man and a woman invloved is a bit of problem. But I’ve not lost hope thanks to this blog. It’s been a real challenge but I’m so glad to have completed 101 days. If you haven’t been following my metaphorical trials and tribulations and my literal unjust trial over these past 101 days, here’s a quick recap of all my blog:
Blog #1 – On New Years Day, I wrote an experimental blog which grappled with the notion: “What if The Matrix was a blog?”
Wow, so many blog! I just don’t know how I did it. Reading through that list of blog really brings back all the good memory. If the recap has given you a taste for some of my previous blog then I would really recommend you work your way through my back catalogue to catch up.
WOMAN (V.O.)
Wait, what? The Matrix? What does that mean?
A CLICK is followed by a DIAL TONE.
TO BE CONTINUED…
…ON A REGULAR BASIS…(PROBABLY EVERY 101 DAYS)
